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AJ | ace | She/They
Welcome to my humble blog! I like cartoons, memes, and desserts!
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posted 3 hours ago, with 91 notes

omghotmemes:

The only reason I game

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accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

“i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg”

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dykealmyers:

freddied krueger: welcome to your nightm

me:*remembers this is MY dream and i can do WHATEVER i want!!!!!!!!!!!*

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henstomper:

little-deku-tree:

bbs-butt:

henstomper:

YA novel: what if you were sorted into an arbitrary category at birth and that defined your entire life and you were harshly punished for trying to break out of it

me in like 8th grade: wow this is really compelling and relatable for me.         and theres no possible reason why

It’s almost like young adults relate to Young Adult literature! :p

it’s almost like it would be easier if your path in life was already set out for you and you didn’t have to worry about it

neither of these could be any further from the point of this post than they are

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posted 4 hours ago, with 41 notes
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posted 4 hours ago, with 1,620 notes

coolmaycrfot:

raccoonfootproductions:

The intro for Nickelodeon’s Glitch Techs (2019)

This show is apparently too expensive for Nick to give a 2nd season to without knowing if audiences will enjoy it. That’s why it’s extremely important for us to watch and support it when it finally airs. We need to send a message to the network that original ideas are still worth investing in.

You know, Sometimes I forget Nick can do good animation

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posted 5 hours ago, with 7,577 notes

the-anonymousnine:

kiwi:

kiwi:

i hate falling in love with people in my dreams because then theyre gone forever

worth mentioning that last night it was ryuk from death note

What is wrong with you ?

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critically-yours:

diloolie:

feetlips:

cherryseltzer:

i just got a super predatory debt collection letter. it was for a $113 debt from citizens bank, who i had an account with when i was 16 (20 years ago). the letter appeared to be an offer to cancel the debt if i paid them $22.75. HOWEVER, the actual wording is, “The amount of the debt is $113.77 and we will accept $22.75.” so, no MENTION of canceling the debt, but the implication is there because many collectors of current debt offer to settle for a percentage.

at the bottom of the letter, it says:
“Because of the age of your debt, we cannot sue you for it and we cannot report to any credit reporting agency. In many circumstances, you can renew the debt and start the time period for the filing of a lawsuit against you if you take specific actions such as making payments on the debt or making a written promise to pay.”

basically… i don’t owe this money anymore, the debt is so old they can’t legally sue me for it OR put it on my credit report, BUT if i take their generous offer of paying them $22.75… they can sue me for the full amount because making a payment makes the debt current.

no thanks, jefferson capital systems llc.

always, always read the entire letter! it is so important because of semantic awfulness like this! 

https://youtu.be/hxUAntt1z2c

On mobile so I can’t embed, but this John Oliver video on debt and debt buyers goes into exactly why and how OP got that letter.

banks are evil

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hattedhedgehog:

Literally no trope emotionally fucks me up faster than “Character outlives their lover by many years and at the end of their life their lover comes to escort them from the world” like I only have to think about it hypothetically to start crying.

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404-son-of-a-shepherd-not-found:

keyhollow:

lirisa:

vampiregirl2345:

Vegans of tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave in the quantities required so you dont have to eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off the nectar and pollinate the plants. They need the agave. You want to help the environment? Go back to honey. Your liver and thyroid will thank you, as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause a host of issues. Bye.

So let me get this straight ,vegans should stop eating the food of the Mexcian long-nosed bats, because the bats need it, and instead vegans should instead eat honey, the food of bees, that their larvae need, even though the bee populations are facing ecological issues as it stands. 

10/10 post, dude.

Did you forget the whole part where only excess is taken and all their needs are met and then some orrrr?

Like, did you read it orrrrr?

Anyway, BUY HONEY SAVE BEES

It is a 10/10 post. Because OP is right.

Bees do not suffer when beekeepers take their honey, because experienced beekeepers do not take all of their honey, in fact, they leave plenty of honey left for the bees to consume over the winter. If we do not collect their honey, 1 of two things will happen.

1. they will leave for a bigger home. Which at first seems fine until you remember that bees are dying very quickly out in the wild.

or

2. They will start using the areas that they reserve for their young as a place to make more honey. This is bad because if no more young are being produced, then the hive will start to die out because no new workers are coming into the world, and the average live only 150 days, so it would also mean the loss of more bees.

So yeah, eating honey isn’t inhumane at all. In fact, you’re helping the bees by eating what they produce and giving money to the bee keepers who are the ones making sure that the hive will keep being healthy.

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fartgallery:

bewbin:

fartgallery:

my party trick is wearing cool socks so people come up to me and say “hey man cool socks”

what if u accidently hear “hey man cool sucks*

i run out of the room in tears. then next time i see them they say “hey arent you the guy who stormed out of the last party crying?”. either way its a great icebreaker

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bumbleshark:

phsfg:

Jack Black: makes vids where he’s having fun with his kid

Youtuber Academics:

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this is one of the exact types of youtubers i hoped jack black would piss off

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goawfma:

a power move

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rain-force:

It’s hard to imagine that when I will be 45 my son might reblog from me

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